I've had all I can take, and I can takes no more.

lets try this out.
http://thehead916.pitas.com/

I think due to the
sad computer technology
that work employs my
time blogging may be coming to an end.

now, my browser is so old that I can't
even read the help pages.

plus, I can't even
read my old posts.

will someone click on the links (especially the comments) and email me and tell me what happens.

thanks.

blogger has a new
look and it is scareing me.

uben Studdard - If "The Velvet Teddy Bear" doesn?t want to become known as "The Velveeta Teddy
Bear," he might want to idle his meat and dairy intake. "Simon says" you can fly without wings if you eat
more like a bird-lots of whole grains, nuts, and fruit.

Luciano Pavarotti - This living legend is living large-he?s three tenors rolled into one! Aria worried
about your cholesterol, Luciano? Pitch the prosciutto and start singing the praises of veggie pizza.

Michael Moore - Looks like the Downsize This author has been doing too much supersizing. The awful
truth is that animal products are packed with fat and cholesterol. Before he gets too big for his britches,
Moore should stay away from the stupid white meat and embrace tofu, the other "other white meat."

John Goodman - TV?s West Wing guest star looks like he?s been indulging in a few too many buffalo
wings. A favorite on both the big and small screens, Goodman will be too big for any screen if he doesn?t
act fast. Here?s the skinny: Even skinless chicken contains about the same amount of cholesterol as beef
and is 23 percent fat in terms of calorie percentages. The Raising Arizona star should do more grazing
and less braising.

John Madden - If this Monday Night Football host really wants to tackle his weight problem, he should
take a page from the PETA playbook: Pass on the "turducken" and rush for the salad bar. And because
eating meat clogs arteries to all organs (not just the heart), Madden may find that he scores more
touchdowns off the playing field if he switches to a vegetarian diet.
Velveta teddy bear?


Really who the fuck wrote these puns? Maybe some protien would help
you comedy writing skills.

"Pass on the turducken and rush the salad bar makes me want to rip out my
own eyes.

These lucky stars will be receiving PETA?s "Veg Eye for the Fat Guy"
makeover kit, including copies of PETA?s vegetarian starter kit, which
is chock-full of easy tips on how to switch from meaty to meatless, and
The PETA Celebrity Cookbook, which makes vegetarian cooking super
simple, as well as samples of delicious, low-fat veggie food, including
"fib ribs," "fakin? bacon," and Tofurky.

Somethin tells me John Madden hasn't been dying for a good fib ribs recipe.

For fucks sakes.

And since when is PETA even qualified to make poor fat puns anyway.

nope still couldn't link

damm it

Whoo weee,
I do love posting on a nice fancy computer that gives me all the tool bar fancyness.

I should re-name this blog bitchin about technology.
I am in class right now. this very second. My teacher is holding class in the
computer lab, bad idea lady. Office work has taught me that if I am in front
of a computer I don't have to do anything.

I hate this class, I feel like typing that in the class will surely catch up with me in the end.

I am not even listening, she is droning on and on.
half the class isn't even listening.

On a brighter note it is free food day here at city college,
I have been here for two meals
pancakes for breakfast
hotdog for lunch.

handrumming and framed paintings of Bob Marley, for sale to all.

a list!!!!
wow what a novel idea.

THINGS THAT SUCK ABOUT CLASS TONIGHT
1. One hour down, two to go.

2. it is freezing in here.

3. Hot dog based stomach ache.

4. my teachers inability to talk for 20 seconds without saying ummmm many times.

5. Her announcement tonight that she noticed that she scheduled our final after school ends thus moving everything up a week.

6. A woman is talking right now about proper "signage"

7. Class tonight is about library services for disabled children, it has now moved up to
english as a second language readers. Are we suggesting that forgieners are disabled?

8. probably.

9. my class enemy, the ugliest rudest lady that middle age can call its own.
although I can;t see I am guessing she is rocking some sort of looney tunes
gear.

10. the knowledge that the class will end with her telling us a story.
she is one of those adults who are fans of the "oral tradition"
(not in the way you think). But damm it I do not need a 55 year old woman telling me a fucking folk tale at nine at night when I haven't been home in 13 hours.

bah.

I refuse to nurture my inner child.
I know this post is over, but if I stop I will have nothing to do.

can I link it?
yes when it is simply a pretty shiny little button I can.

like weiner dogs?

This one is for you summer, and hot dog lovers everywhere, watch out!
that is one bad ass hot dog.

Woman Claims Hot Dog Contained
Bullet

IRVINE, Calif. - Costco workers checked the merchandise at its
food court and found nothing out of the ordinary after a woman claimed
she bit into a bullet while eating a hot dog, the company's chief executive
officer said Wednesday.

Police interviewed workers and opened all of the approximately 25
remaining hot dog packages after Olivia Chanes, 31, reported the
incident, CEO Jim Sinegal said.

"We checked everything thoroughly," Sinegal said by phone from
Costco's corporate office near Seattle. "Obviously, it's regrettable. ... The
question is when could something like this happen."

Chanes told police she was eating the hot dog Sunday afternoon at the
store in Irvine, about 40 miles south of downtown Los Angeles, when she
bit into something hard and found what officers determined was a live 9
mm round.

Chanes, of Mission Viejo, later went to the hospital complaining of
stomach pains and X-rays found what appeared to be another bullet in
her stomach, The Orange County Register reported. Doctors told her the
metal round would eventually pass out of her system, the newspaper said.

The company CEO said he was not aware of any legal claim filed by
Chanes. Police and the Orange County Health Department are
investigating the incident.

The Hebrew National hot dogs are carefully prepared, go through a
screening process and pass through a metal detector before they leave
the factory - making it extremely unlikely the bullets entered before
distribution, Sinegal said.

"This is such an extraordinary thing," he said. "It's difficult to understand
how this could have happened."

Well, I got new comments.
sadly because of our good friend netscape 4.76
copyright 1997-2000 I cannot read them.

damm it.
I give up.

according to the national enquirer

Jim Belushi and "Catwoman" Julie Newmar are embroiled in Hollywood's
wackiest feud! The 70-year-old actress accuses the "According to Jim"
star of cruelly tormenting her. But Belushi's spokesman insists Newmar
is to blame for the feud. In fact, she was charged with tossing eggs at
his home! The ENQUIRER has all the bizarre details of this star vs.
star war. "Jim Belushi is an aggressive bully," Julie told The
ENQUIRER in an exclusive interview. "He continually disregards the law
when it comes to his house and property. "And if I complain, he
threatens me. 'I AM SO RICH' "One day he tried to intimidate me by
yelling, 'I am so rich, I could wipe you out!' "I said, 'I am glad to
hear that. I hope you make so much money that you'll buy a bigger home
and move away from me!' "


the article goes on and on about their neighborly wars, but this part is my
favorite,

" He drove by my house on his motor scooter, stopped his scooter,
raised his fist and yelled at me, 'This is war!' " said Julie.

Now wait a fucking second, belushi, on a scooter?
now thats funny.

Why was a man with his on show, (not a small man mind you)
riding around on a motorscooter menacing Julie neumar.

my first craigs list ad

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/mis/30481173.html

Hello, I know still no comments but rest assured eventually they will
return

Until then I can say what I want with the complete freedom of not knowing
what you think (although what would I say that was really that scandelous)

nothing too exciting today, regualr old friday, waiting to go have a beer
at five like the rest of the working slobs of the world.

So, today I brought the following cd's to work,
Nation of Ulysses (welcome back sassy svenonius)
the Shangra-la's
Gorillaz
Belle and Sebastian
and
The boss

I like to look at my cd's and wonder what it says about my mood for the
day, today I got nothin.

I am having a bit of a return to wanting to listen to music all the time,
I think its time for a solo night of record listening.

does this make me old?

ahhh fuck it.

My complaints of the week you ask? (And I KNOW you were asking)

The unreturned email, usually just bullshit small stuff but I have
several floating around in the world. Come on people hit reply and type
three fuckin words, I know you aint too busy, and if you are reading this
and yet not emailing me back, you are just sad. its like gettin my
witty banter and none of the irritating spelling mistakes or misread
sarcasm. (if this refers to you sorry, but get the job done, unless of
course you are my teacher in which case stop reading this right now.)

People using my shit without asking, gentlemen from new york I am lookin
in your direction.

Work, I just hate working, if only I was vince and could retire early.


My great loves of the week?

an 84 on my math test

first BBQ of the year.

the sweet voice of one Mr. Ian McCulloch (I know this is an old one but the
seasons changing always make him appeal to me so much more, I think it is a
nostagia thing)

school ending in a few weeks.

Remembering how funny it is to refer to myself as The Fashionable Fatass.

This was the message of spam sent to a company bulliten board today,
these make me laugh, I just don't understand whay they list all of these
words. (needless to say I am not real computer savy.


inescapable decorate druid indisputable nomogram muck conrail
anamorphic debt slay evil whereby airy degrease beethoven scurry
apocrypha bath clientele anything comply snap mitten expression nomad
transcribe ban china removal awesome integer bitt department supplicate
haircut effluent boutique controllable fist shore been ferromagnetism
graves impeccable simulate holcomb cadenza roughish composite cinnabar
jimenez roustabout bird cabinetmake convalescent headquarter rail
atmosphere emphatic kellogg industry booby marco

I think I just like it ending with booby marco.
I imagine booby to be an aging vegas act, much like shecky green.

I got this link from from the always great www.blacktable.com

He loves tron, and will admit that spandex does nothing to
hide obesity.

I just love this guy.

http://www.ibiblio.org/jmaynard/TRONcostume/

kudos to you Jay Manard.

its gonna be 95 degrees today, apparently summer is here.
its not so bad but I really need a little bit of time to acclimate.

at least I am not wearing a spandex tron costume.

I think this Craigs list poster may learn that no, there are no
female Rush fans.

his 23rd time? The man loves canadian fairy rock i guess.
****************************************************************

Any Female Rush Fans?


I have tickets to the Concord show and the Sacrament Rush show...

I am looking for a female Rush fan who would like to go to one of them with the extra ticket I have.... I will be selling the tix to the
night I dont go.

Me: male, 37, handsome, nice... Big Rush fan..will be the 23rd time seeing them.

You: Female, 30-40ish, cute, nice, and fun. Be a Rush fan...:-)

let me know if interested.

Sorry about the comments, i tried to replace them, thus erasing my whole
blog (or at least so it seemed) but it is fixed and now I am paranoid to
re-do the comments, email me if you have a great hankering to do it for me.

I went through a brief stage where I was obsessed with real dolls,
My favorite thing is people who pose them like real ladies and post them to
their websites,

people, meet Bill and his sexy lady Leah.

http://www.victorias-closet.com/Delta/leah.html

(Take note if you sit right by your boss or are anywhere people could be
offended beware the last few pictures are a bit scary)

I wonder, do these people ever take them out in public to try and pass them
as real ladies?

I am also glad to see that Leah is taking an interest in playing keyboard,
it is important to be a well rounded lady.

if you go to the main site there are tons of pictures but I am choosing to
skip most of them. plus there is a creepy one of a real doll playing with barbies.